"For as far back as I can remember, the line between fantasy and reality has been hopelessly blurred" Roman Polanski


The Simpson

April 15, 2006

The Simpsons are such a mainstream staple of our lives these days, that i have even managed to squeeze Simpsons quotes into academic essays. Check it out here

but in the spirit of Onlines and I bitching about the current state of the Australian Film Industry, here is a quote from the Simpsons that could easily happen in a funding office in the AFC or even Film Vic

One month later, at the 20th Century Fox Film Studios, Ron Howard
pitches a movie to a film executive, who sits at his desk.

Ron: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional
climax when the father has to choose which one of his
children will live … and which one … will die.

Executive: Pass.
[Ron lets out a sigh]
What else you got?

Ron: Well, well, there is this one thing. It’s about a
killer robot driving instructor that travels back in
time for some reason.

Executive: I’m listening.

Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see … this robot, he’s got a
heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best
friend lives … or dies.

Executive: Eh.

Ron: His best friend’s a talking pie!

Executive: Sold! Howard, you’ve done it again!

[he hands Ron two large bags of money; Ron holds them up
and smiles, as the closing line from the “Happy Days”

See thats what happens when you let the monkeys run the zoo. They end up hurting people

see?

Polanski’s films

As you may or may not know, i started at the start of Polanski’s films (the start being the best place i could think) and i am progressivley watching all of his films in chronological order.

Here is where i am up to (i have seen some of his others before i started this experiment)

Oliver Twist
The Pianist
The Ninth Gate
Death and the Maiden
Bitter Moon
Frantic
Pirates
Tess
The Tenant
Chinatown
What?
The Tragedy of Macbeth
Rosemary’s Baby
The Fearless Vampire Killers
Cul-de-sac
Repulsion
Nóz w wodzie
Ssaki
Gros et le maigre, Le
Gdy spadaja anioly
Lampa
Dwaj ludzie z szafa
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