Dutch Girls Should Be Punished For Having Big Boobs
Sorry for the title, it just may attract more hits to the site. The eagle eared few of you will recognise the line from ‘The Office’, of which I managed to sufficiently impress Rupert enough with.
This is a non film related blog, although I did manage to finally see Barfly, and yes I enjoyed it.
In anycase, today I managed to ask two respective separate strangers if they were being a smart ass.
The first one was during my lunch break, at Subway, I asked for extra jalapenos (make my mouth water). The Sandwitch artistè behind the counter put on two MASSIVE handfulls, more than should be consumed by a human. I looked up at him with head tilted down in a classic Kubrick stare I have perfected in the mirror. He caught my look and must’ve been caught off guard, he said to me “Well you asked for extra”, to which I replied “You trying to be a smart ass?” To which he had no rebuttal, the manager over heard and offered to remake it. I responded “No, no its fine, ill eat it” and triumphantly walked off, discarding a discount. In hindsight, i should have said “I could take double anything you give me and run a mile”.
Secondly, I was in Safeway, at the Deli, Jennie asked for a quarter of kilo of devon, I said “No, no ,no, can you get some Champagne Ham” The Deli boy obliged, Jennie asked for 5 slices, I said, “No please get 6″. The deli boy hesitated and then grabbed 6 slices. Jennie then asked for some Bacon, 6 rashers, to which the Deli boy beligerently replied “You sure this time?” I looked at him and for the second time uttered “You been a smart ass?” Deli boy didnt no what to say, and tried to get out of it, using the line “I was only checking”, I said “Just do your job meat boy” (borrowed from the Simpsons). He had no response, and failed to wish us good day
This goes on from the Rusty James blog about the average Australian psyke we no longer seem to understand nor have the desire to.
That is all
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For some reason this popped into my head today and I laughed, when Michael Curtiz said in his fractured Hungarian/English to David Niven on set …
“You think you know fuck everything and I know fuck nothing. Well I tell you, I know fuck all !!”
rups
Comment by rupert — November 2, 2006 @ 2:49 pm