"For as far back as I can remember, the line between fantasy and reality has been hopelessly blurred" Roman Polanski


All is calm

July 21, 2005

For anyone who may be interested, i was bitching about the social atmosphere not so long ago, well my faith was redeemed last Wednesday night on my 23rd Birthday, myself and a few film associated people, and 3 fellow Master chums hit the town and well…. its worked wonders

thanks to
Oven
Damien (one bad muthafu*ka)
Rupert

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AFI (American Film Institute) list of top 100 quotes from U.S. movies

1. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,” “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.
2. “I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse,” “The Godfather,” 1972.
3. “You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am,” “On the Waterfront,” 1954.
4. “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore,” “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.
5. “Here’s looking at you, kid,” “Casablanca,” 1942.
6. “Go ahead, make my day,” “Sudden Impact,” 1983.
7. “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,” “Sunset Blvd.,” 1950.
8. “May the Force be with you,” “Star Wars,” 1977.
9. “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night,” “All About Eve,” 1950.
10. “You talking to me?” “Taxi Driver,” 1976.
11. “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate,” “Cool Hand Luke,” 1967.
12. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning,” “Apocalypse Now,” 1979.
13. “Love means never having to say you’re sorry,” “Love Story,” 1970.
14. “The stuff that dreams are made of,” “The Maltese Falcon,” 1941.
15. “E.T. phone home,” “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial,” 1982.
16. “They call me Mister Tibbs!”, “In the Heat of the Night,” 1967.
17. “Rosebud,” “Citizen Kane,” 1941.
18. “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”, “White Heat,” 1949.
19. “I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”, “Network,” 1976.
20. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship,” “Casablanca,” 1942.
21. “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti,” “The Silence of the Lambs,” 1991.
22. “Bond. James Bond,” “Dr. No,” 1962.
23. “There’s no place like home,” “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.
24. “I am big! It’s the pictures that got small,” “Sunset Blvd.,” 1950.
25. “Show me the money!”, “Jerry Maguire,” 1996.
26. “Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”, “She Done Him Wrong,” 1933.
27. “I’m walking here! I’m walking here!”, “Midnight Cowboy,” 1969.
28. “Play it, Sam. Play ’As Time Goes By,”’ “Casablanca,” 1942.
29. “You can’t handle the truth!”, “A Few Good Men,” 1992.
30. “I want to be alone,” “Grand Hotel,” 1932.
31. “After all, tomorrow is another day!”, “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.
32. “Round up the usual suspects,” “Casablanca,” 1942.
33. “I’ll have what she’s having,” “When Harry Met Sally…,” 1989.
34. “You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow,” “To Have and Have Not,” 1944.
35. “You’re gonna need a bigger boat,” “Jaws,” 1975.
36. “Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!”, “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre,” 1948.
37. “I’ll be back,” “The Terminator,” 1984.
38. “Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth,” “The Pride of the Yankees,” 1942.
39. “If you build it, he will come,” “Field of Dreams,” 1989.
40. “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get,” “Forrest Gump,” 1994.
41. “We rob banks,” “Bonnie and Clyde,” 1967.
42. “Plastics,” “The Graduate,” 1967.
43. “We’ll always have Paris,” “Casablanca,” 1942.
44. “I see dead people,” “The Sixth Sense,” 1999.
45. “Stella! Hey, Stella!”, “A Streetcar Named Desire,” 1951.
46. “Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars,” “Now, Voyager,” 1942.
47. “Shane. Shane. Come back!”, “Shane,” 1953.
48. “Well, nobody’s perfect,” “Some Like It Hot,” 1959.
49. “It’s alive! It’s alive!”, “Frankenstein,” 1931.
50. “Houston, we have a problem,” “Apollo 13,” 1995.
51. “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ’Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, punk?”, “Dirty Harry,” 1971.
52. “You had me at ‘hello,”’ “Jerry Maguire,” 1996.
53. “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know,” “Animal Crackers,” 1930.
54. “There’s no crying in baseball!”, “A League of Their Own,” 1992.
55. “La-dee-da, la-dee-da,” “Annie Hall,” 1977.
56. “A boy’s best friend is his mother,” “Psycho,” 1960.
57. “Greed, for lack of a better word, is good,” “Wall Street,” 1987.
58. “Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer,” “The Godfather Part II,” 1974.
59. “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again,” “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.
60. “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”, “Sons of the Desert,” 1933.
61. “Say ‘hello’ to my little friend!”, “Scarface,” 1983.
62. “What a dump,” “Beyond the Forest,” 1949.
63. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me. Aren’t you?”, “The Graduate,” 1967.
64. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”, “Dr. Strangelove,” 1964.
65. “Elementary, my dear Watson,” “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes,” 1929.
66. “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape,” “Planet of the Apes,” 1968.
67. “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine,” “Casablanca,” 1942.
68. “Here’s Johnny!”, “The Shining,” 1980.
69. “They’re here!”, “Poltergeist,” 1982.
70. “Is it safe?”, “Marathon Man,” 1976.
71. “Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!”, “The Jazz Singer,” 1927.
72. “No wire hangers, ever!”, “Mommie Dearest,” 1981.
73. “Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?”, “Little Caesar,” 1930.
74. “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown,” “Chinatown,” 1974.
75. “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers,” “A Streetcar Named Desire,” 1951.
76. “Hasta la vista, baby,” “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” 1991.
77. “Soylent Green is people!”, “Soylent Green,” 1973.
78. “Open the pod bay doors, HAL,” “2001: A Space Odyssey,” 1968.
79. Striker: “Surely you can’t be serious.” Rumack: “I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley,” “Airplane!”, 1980.
80. “Yo, Adrian!”, “Rocky,” 1976.
81. “Hello, gorgeous,” “Funny Girl,” 1968.
82. “Toga! Toga!”, “National Lampoon’s Animal House,” 1978.
83. “Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make,” “Dracula,” 1931.
84. “Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast,” “King Kong,” 1933.
85. “My precious,” “The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers,” 2002.
86. “Attica! Attica!”, “Dog Day Afternoon,” 1975.
87. “Sawyer, you’re going out a youngster, but you’ve got to come back a star!”, “42nd Street,” 1933.
88. “Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it. You’re going to get back on that horse, and I’m going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we’re gonna go, go, go!”, “On Golden Pond,” 1981.
89. “Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper,” “Knute Rockne, All American,” 1940.
90. “A martini. Shaken, not stirred,” “Goldfinger,” 1964
91. “Who’s on first,” “The Naughty Nineties,” 1945.
92. “Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac … It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”, “Caddyshack,” 1980.
93. “Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!”, “Auntie Mame,” 1958.
94. “I feel the need — the need for speed!”, “Top Gun,” 1986.
95. “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary,” “Dead Poets Society,” 1989.
96. “Snap out of it!”, “Moonstruck,” 1987.
97. “My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you,” “Yankee Doodle Dandy,” 1942.
98. “Nobody puts Baby in a corner,” “Dirty Dancing,” 1987.
99. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”, “The Wizard of Oz,” 1939.
100. “I’m king of the world!”, “Titanic,” 1997.

What about

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom!!”

onlines

June 10, 2005

onlines

Onlines writes about how Reality TV is Scap TV, i have to agree..

Reality Tv has detroyed TV for me, it was supposedly aimed at mi demographic because of its ‘interactivity’, ie the brilliant money making scheme by mobile phone companies, it seems to have missed my demographic altogether.

I ahve not watched TV for several days now i just realised, and i think it is my subconcious’s way of dealing with Big Brother. Mindlessness hosted by a 50 year old peice of Mutton throwing the (rather unsettling) occasional sexaul pun.

Where did it all go wrong? What happened to TV? Why cant someone WRITE a TV show anymore? I watched that show about the 3 20 something guys living in Melbourne acting like 2 20-something assholes, i waited till the end to see who wrote it, i can guarantee (certainly) that none of the 3(!) writers are 20 something males.

I have written all of this before, but i think there are other ways to incorporate interactivty without it costing the viewer 55c everytime the vote.

Males like to have the latest technical gadgets, i know i do, i think its just in our nature, therefore i think Digital TV will do well for two reasons

1. Fast Forward ads, we men have an attention spand of 10 seconds max
2. The ability to fast forward any stupid, mindless teenie bopper ( i could go on) Reality TV show

whats up doco

June 9, 2005

Howdy folks it’s me again with another message to convey

No, I am writing on the perils of living with females, yes its true, they are different, and it all begins in the brain.

Just kidding, I think all us men would agree that women are our superiors and that they are much much better than us at everything.

In any case, I am getting off the topic… what was the topic, ah yes, Interactive Documentary

I have a bit of an issue with this. How do you make a Documentary interactive? Documentary isn’t a story, or is it?

In my view, I think it is very hard to make documentary truly narrative, how do you manipulate something that is meant to be based in actuality?

The way Saurabh and I interpreted it in our assignment was that you can change the way you look at it.

Some ideas>–

Different Angles
Be able to rewind and skip
Become a part of the documentary somehow
The Documentary could have integrated hyperlinks so that the user can find out more about any item at any time
etc. etc.

Personally I think that documentary will never be truly multi - linear, and a part of me is happy with that fact.

I like traditional Documentary format, and I don’t think it needs any overhaul. I also think the feeling that all programs need to be interactive is a little off target.

Documentary is interactive anyway … How? When you watch a Doco you already interact with it. You learn from it, it makes you think, you comment about it, you take what you have learnt from the Doco and discuss it with people. Film is different, it is much more passive, people watch it and absorb everything that is thrown at them, Documentary by comparison speaks to the audience and it informs them, the audience develops its own point of view from what they have seen, for example, Bowing with Columbine.

BFC started out as an examination on the Columbine High Massacre and moved into a discussion on societal effects on impressionable teenagers, and in the end focuses on the Americans obsession with Guns.
I know that I formed my own impression after I saw it. The same thing happened to me with the President vs. David Hicks, and definately with Martin Bashirs now infamous Documentary Living with Michael Jackson.

One excellent example is the way Supersize Me really caused a social revolution (if only for a while) against McDonalds, and fast food in general, the audience reacted, they therefore became a part of the film.

I feel this is the trait of a good documentary.
Here is a list of Other Documentary’s I have interacted with mentally, and all of these made me think about what I had seen for days after

Bowling For Columbine
Supersize Me
To Be and To Have (Être et avoir)
Living with Michael Jackson
Afrika: Cape Town to Cairo

B.

My turn to bitch

June 6, 2005

I was really going to write something creative here, but i had nothing to write about, but i have been thinking about the end of semester alot, as it is only a week away..

and as it is, i have to say, i am a wee bit dissapointed about my first semester at RMIT. I don’t mind the idea of what we are doing, but i have to say, i have never talked (or rather listened) so much in my life.

I did a 4 year degree, a Bachelor of Digital Media Production, and its more or less the same as what the masters is about, using new technology to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…….. etc..

As you probably gather i have just about reached my limit. The thought of class and more dreaded, demoralizing talking next semester is really getting to me. If i have to hear one more opinionated rant, or one more pointless and timewasting nonsensical point of view, im going to punch a horse… yep, you heard me a HORSE!!

I have been a little disapointed in the class atmosphere. I have made some good contacts already, but our class atmosphere is about as much fun as your dog getting hit by a car. We had ONE attempt for a get together and it went down like a lead balloon, there were 3 others as well as myself.

Firday night, after our Presentation… LETS HAVE BEERS!!!— Friday rolls around, and i PARTY BY MYSELF…. YEEEEEHAW!! Hey its okay… why dont we go and see a BOLLYWOOD FILM…. YEAH…. aah the memories.

ABOVE: Party Time at RMIT as the MMP students have a social get-together.

So what can i do to make it a better place? More lively, more SOCIAL??? He dont ask me… i only get a 16 for my participation, i was near the bottom remember? Perhaps one of our overlings can suggest something?

I have sour grapes now, but i have to say thanks for letting me get this off my chest, i dont have to worry about offending anyone BECAUSE NO ONE READS EACH OTHERS BLOGS ANYWAY!!!

COWABUNGA, I,m gonna party with my missus, at least she knows how to have fun..

B.

BUTCH’S BLOG AWARDS

June 1, 2005

Welcome Fellow MMP’ers.

I have started the Semesterly Butch’s Blog Awards. Now there are two categories

    Best Quote of Semester 1
    Best Blog of Semester 1

The first category is nominated by me, the 2nd is nominated by you. I need 7 blog entries nominated and then we all vote… Once each. Firstly i need you to vote on the Quote first. The second i need nominations by Wednesday the 5th of June. The Awards will be given on the 10th of June. there isn’t that many of us do dont worry

So here we go…. the nominated Quotes from all your Blogs ARE:::::

Kim

I am one of the birthday people today :) I actually forgot it was my birthday til someone reminded me… I must be pretty out of it to forget my own birthday.

Rupert

“I’d supply the perversion and Kim would supply the fighting…imagine it!”

Mazed

“‘Wayne’s World’ is a postmodern comedy.”

Julie

“Ok so there’s a lot to talk about…………. ummm…”

Sara

“i lost the course guides last week, now i won’t lose it any longer”


Saurabh

they obliviously furious at us, refused. We treid telling them…common Senoritas…bade-bade Sharon main aise choti-choti batein to hoti raheti hai….(Such small things keeps happening in the big cities…a famous dialogue from DDLJ)

Rupert (again)

Yes Klara but having said all that do you think that men should contionue to walk around with their boxer shorts hanging out of their slacks and their collars up?

Okay and thats it… start voting, (or at lease click on the comments and tell me which one you think is best. Make sure you also nominate a blog entry., just leave the permalink on the site.)(

BTW the winners get a tag they can stick on their blog. Its either one of the two dogs above, just depends which one you win

Go for it…. Show some class spirit

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